Food Geek: Dives, Glorious Dives….
// April 10th, 2009 // No Comments » // Dining Out, Food Geek
So I may be a food snob, geek, elitist, or whatever you want to call me; but the genre of the All-American Dive is quite possibly my favorite food genre out there. I get giddy at the thought of a local greasy spoon or neighborhood dive serving up the same culinary landmarks for generations. I am lucky (my cholesterol levels are not so much) that I have such a place less than a mile from my loft. Mario’s Fishbowl, here in Morgantown, WV, is a local gold mine of culinary goodness and the peak of beer perfection in my mind.
The “fishbowl” in the establishment’s name comes from the steins that the beer is served in which look more like a household pet containment device than beverage service container. Ice cold, larger than life, it’s more than just “a beer”- it’s a magical beer slushy. The beer containment devices are kept in a freezer, and when the hoppy goodness hits the frozen surface it interacts and creates what might be the most amazing drink known to man. And the food, dear lord the food….
Wings= AMAZING
Mario’s Fishbowl has what I would VERY easily call the world’s best wings. I know I might be setting some people on fire with that statement, but it’s no secret that outside of Buffalo, NY, Morgantown has some of the best wings around. They have carved out a niche market in these parts, and Mario’s (in my opinion) is the peak of perfection. the wings are an amazing mix of juicy meat and crispy flesh surrounded with a very nice orange glow of buffalo sauce. You can’t have Mario’s without having a side or three of their famous bleu cheese dressing. The dressing is house made like everything else (to the best of my knowledge) that Mario’s serves. I was so distracted by eating my wings that I forgot to take a formal photo of the homemade potato chips. ”Fishbowl Chips,” as they are called, are the ultimate addition to the Dive meal. Perfectly fried to a crispy crunch, they are well suited for the bottom-of-the-plate buffalo sauce and extra bleu cheese. In typical Dive fashion, Mario’s is usually filled with regulars seated at the mix and match tables, window booths, and old fashioned lunch counter.
The walls of the establishment are lined with notes and memories of fishbowl lovers and regulars alike. You are likely to see comments of all parental ratings and sobriety tests. Most write their messages on the backs of the long side of cigarette cartons, the kind of kitsch and ephemera that makes me giggle with glee. The menu not only features the kick ass wings, but also a pleasant mix of Dive/Bar food that pleases with not only flavor, but also price. Needless to say the fishbowl is one-of-a-kind and not to be missed by any foodie or breathing human. Happy wing eating kids.
The end of another memorable fishbowl experience......
